i honestly hate vine so much
if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person
"So in process of me buying a homeless man a meal from Mcdonalds this is what happen"—OG Ced Johnson
This is the world we live in.
I’m having a growing disdain for law enforcement
I’ve always had a huge disdain for “law enforcement”
when you realise you’ve eaten more than the rest of your friends at a party